The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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