these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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