Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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