Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I did not marry a roomba.
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