My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Randomize
