dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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