So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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