"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
