She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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