Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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