Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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