Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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