I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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