Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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