trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Randomize
