We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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