If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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