He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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