You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Randomize
