16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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