lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
