is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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