sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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