its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
pop tarts are not kleenex
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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