It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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