sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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