Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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