He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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