it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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