Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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