thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Randomize
