you would pick up someone in the library
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Randomize
