Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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