That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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