So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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