We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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