She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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