Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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