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I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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