ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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