he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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