And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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