So drunk, too bad you don't want this
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
people are starting to question the shark bite story
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
