My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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