You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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