i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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