You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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