I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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