Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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