you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
two words...techno handjob
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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