Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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